American Idol 7 Recap - March 20, 2008

So the Top 11 show of American Idol Season 7 opened up with the usual song and dance, with the top 11 performing various hits by Frank Sinatra... just kidding, they performed hits by The Beatles that were likely off limits to them last night.

Then, it began. Ryan Seacrest would call out contestants one by one and Carly Smithson was in the bottom three. What the f&$%?!?!

Then they ran the "making of" a Ford commercial that the contestants have to star in because they are essentially whores of the show now. That's how it works, you know.

Then they took some more live calls like they did last week and Simon Cowell admitted that he would love to do a sequel to the kiss sequence he did with Paula Abdul way back when because he thought she was a good kisser. I'm sure that kicked Paula's ego into the stratosphere. Randy Jackson was so jealous, poor guy, no one gives him any love.

Then it was time to find out who else was in the bottom three: as predicted, it was Kristy Lee Cook. Yesss!!!

Ryan Seacrest then introduced silicone breasted Season 5 contestant Kelly Pickler by saying that "she's grown in so many ways since leaving us." Wah-wah...

She sang some crappy song about red high heels and the only reason I know that is not because I was listening, but because she kept clinking her red high heels together. How clever.

Then the final contestant in the bottom three was announced: Amanda Overmyer. Once again, yours truly nailed it.

And finally, as the hour was coming to a close, we discovered who would be going home: AMANDA OVERMYER. My goodness, this Kristy Lee chick has a horseshoe up her butt or something because she's been in the bottom three so many times and has yet to get the bizzoot.