Gallery Fashion: May 2009

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Chris Brown Surfaces on YouTube

Chris Brown surfaced on YouTube promoting a new album and telling the world "I ain't no monster." Wow, who woulda thunk it?

Chris Brown seems to be completely unapologetic for what occured in February 2009 and denies that Rihanna had a black eye and sorta dismisses the fact that he was even arrested for it.

What do you think? Is Chris Brown's career over? Or will the public let it go and embrace him once again?

Lady Gaga Wants A Big D*ck

Lady Gaga makes it very clear what she looks for in a man - a big dick and nothing else. No, seriously, that's what she told an Australian reporter.

Now, I don't think that Lady Gaga is particularly hot or even talented, but the fact that she managed to pull a Madonna in 2009 is pretty impressive. I mean, nowadays, nothing shocks anyone, but when she outright tells a reporter, "a big dick," I have to admit, I was taken aback.

So Lady Gaga is going to get a helluva lot of big dick offers now that she made her demands known. And all the small dicked men will hate on her. That's the way life goes...

Saturday, May 23, 2009

LeBron James Basket Wins the Game

If you don't get the chills from this LeBron James video, even if you don't like basketball, you're cold, baby, cold.

LeBron James nails a three-pointer to win the game with only 1 second left in the game and his team is losing 95 to 93 to the Orlando Magic. I mean, come on, LeBron James deserves mad props for this.

Robert Pattinson and Erika Dutra Had Sex

Robert Pattinson is living it up in Cannes and he and a woman named Erika Dutra were busy "canoodling" at one of the parties. Of course, this has all of his teen fans in an uproar.

Erika Dutra is just your everyday pedestrian Los Angeles resident and is not famous to any extent, but she is now that Robert Pattinson was snapped with his arm around her.

You know that Erika Dutra will be getting death threats from tween fans around the world. And yes, Robert Pattinson and Erika Dutra left the party together. They probably went to have coffee and nothing more. Just kidding, they had hot, nasty sex for sure.

Kara DioGuardi Bikini Body

Is it just me or is Kara DioGuardi rocking a really great body under those clothes? On the Wednesday finale of American Idol, Kara DioGuardi not only proved she could sing, she also showed Bikini Girl Katrina Darrell that her body isn't the only body worthy of a bikini.

Kara DioGuardi ripped off her dress to show off her abs after she finished singing the song, and you could tell that Katrina Darrell had no idea it was going to happen. According to her they "turned my mic off, so obviously they wanted to hear her sing..."

When asked if she was surprised, Katrina Darrell answered, "When she flashed? The white body? Yeah, she needs a spray tan."

Yes, and now, Katrina Darrell needs a new gimmick. Ba-bye.

Kim Kardashian in A Purple Bikini

Monday, May 18, 2009

Mel Gibson's Girlfriend is Pregnant

Ah, it all makes sense now, after all, this is not the first time that Mel Gibson has cheated on his wife. But perhaps it is the frist time he got one of his girls pregnant.

That's right; 53-year-old Mel Gibson has managed to impregnate his 39-year-old girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, and the two seem to be quite happy about it.

Oksana Grigorieva already has an 11-year-old son with actor Timothy Dalton and Mel Gibson... well, he has a host of kids with his soon-to-be ex-wife Robyn Gibson.