Kim Kardashian As SuperWoman @ Halloween Masquerade Party

Sophie Monk and Adam Levine are Dating

Hot new couple alert! Sophie Monk and Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine are dating. Sophie Monk has been spotted all over Los Angeles with Adam Levine, especially at hot celebrity hangout, Chateau Marmont.

Sophie Monk is a model who was engaged to Benji Madden at the beginning of this year and Adam Levine, well, he essentially bangs any woman who comes within a 5 mile radius. And hey, who could blame him? It seems that all the hottest chicks tend to gravitate toward this skinny yet sexy fella.

Kim Kardashian @ Los Angeles Confidential Launch Party

Victoria Beckham is Armani's New Underwear Model

Giorgio Armani, in an effort to kep it all in the family, has selected Victoria Beckham to model his underwear and intimate apparel line for women. Victoria Beckham? In underwear? Seriously, is this guy trying to bring back the Kate Moss era?

Victoria Beckham doesn't exactly conjure up images of sex or sexuality to be quite honest; she all bones and bubble breasts; she doesn't really offer very much otherwise. Except for her husband David Beckham, who I would be more than happy to take off her hands.

So you'll be seeing Victoria Beckham in Giorgio Armani ads in the spring and summer of 2009, so prepare yourself for skeletor in lingerie.

Britney Spears to Host Saturday Night Live on November 22

Rumors abound that Britney Spears is set to host Saturday Night Live on November 22, 2008, which would probably keep Saturday Night Live at the top of its game in the way of ratings. And no, I don't think will only tune in to see if Britney Spears shaves her head again, but they will tune in to see if she makes fun of her "crazy" phase.

Now that Britney Spears' dad is in control, it seems that she has decided to give normal another try. And the world has opened its arms to embrace Britney Spears once again, which is wonderful.

Can she act? Hell no, and Saturday Night Live likely won't try to persuade you that Britney Spears can, but the show will definitely make light of her tumultuous past, no doubt. Will you tune in on November 22?

Here's a clip of the last time she hosted:

Celebrities Make a Political PSA

This is one of the best PSAs for getting out there to vote on November 4, 2008, and it includes just about every celebrity you could think of.

Will Smith, Harrison Ford, Ben Stiller, Julia Roberts, Cameron Diaz, Snoop Dogg, Scarlett Johansson, Justin Timberlake, Sacha Baron Cohen, Zac Braff, Shia LaBeouf, Neil Patrick Harris, Tobey Maguire, Orlando Bloom, Ryan Reynolds, Steven Spielberg, Leonardo DiCaprio, and more take part in this ad, and it's awesome.

So watch this video and hey, make sure you don't vote on November 4th. And hey, what you do inside the voting booth is a secret, Borat likes to make a hand relief. Niiiiiiice!

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Tom Cruise Roasts Matt Lauer

Yes, perhaps I missed the boat on the Matt Lauer roast, but I think it's great that Tom Cruise is doing his best to seem normal.

And he's actually pretty comical; Tom Cruise manages to make fun of Matt Lauer in a great way because, as you may remember, Tom Cruise went off on Matt Lauer during an interview a few years ago.

Tom Cruise may be on the way up again, but then again, he's bound to do something stupid to mess up this positive press.

The best part of the roast? When Tom Cruise goes to walk off stage, Matt Lauer says, "Come on Tom, stick around, we can get you a booster seat."

Jonas Brothers to Star in Walter the Farting Dog

The 3 virgins, otherwise known as The Jonas Brothers, are set to star in a big screen adaptation of the children's book Walter the Farting Dog. Now I don't know about you, but I wouldn't be too keen on my first film role if the word "farting" were a key word in the title.

Nevertheless, anything The Jonas Brothers touch turns to gold so I'm pretty sure it'll be number 1 at the box ofice for a few months either way. The Jonas Brothers will easily make this a success with the help of director brothers Bobby and Peter Farrelly, so stay tuned because next year, The Jonas Brothers are going to rock your world... and get their dog to fart on it.

Joaquin Phoenix Quits Acting

It's a terrible loss to discover that Joaquin Phoenix has quit acting to pursue a career in music. I know that Joaquin Phoenix wouldn't be the first actor to say he's quitting acting only to resurface in another movie, all thanks to the almighty dollar, but hey, he at least plans to quit.

It's unfortunate because Joaquin Phoenix is a fantastic actor and I would prefer to see him in a movie that I would to see him on stage, but hey, I may be alone on that front.

Nevertheless, take it in while you can because you won't be seeing Joaquin Phoenix starring in gems like Walk the Line or Gladiator anymore.

Is he drunk? You decide.

Beyonce is Sasha Fierce

No seriously. Beyonce wants to be known as Sasha Fierce for her new album of the same title that is due out on November 18, 2008. Apparently, Sasha Fierce is her alter ego and takes over on stage turning her into this wicked performer who is just outspoken and crazy. Oh, shut up.

Yeah, so Beyonce wants everyone to think of her as Sasha Fierce, which really sounds like a drag queen name to be quite honest and does nothing for her image but make her sound incredibly stupid. But then, sometimes stupid needs to come out and play, too.

So Beyonce is Sasha Fierce. Hey, it all worked out well for Garth Brooks when he became Chris Gaines and for Diddy who became Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, and so on and so forth.

Carrie Underwood is Dating Travis Stork

Carrie Underwood has already been linked to Tony Romo and Chace Crawford, but it seems that ex-The Bachelor and doctor Travis Stork, the host of The Doctors, is the one who has got a hold of Carrie Underwood's heart.

I'm not sure if you remember Travis Stork, but he's the one from the Paris episodes, who went on a date with a chick who stuck an orange rind in her mouth, thinking it would be funny, but then got the heave-ho.

Yeah, so Travis Stork has been spotted backstage at Carrie Underwood's concerts, and although I originally thought he was just another groupie, turns out that Carrie Underwood is going to be carving her name into his leather seats.

Kim Kardashian @ The Drink Nightclub In Toronto

Kim Kardashian Celebrates Her Birthday @ LAX

Kim Kardashian @ The Hollywood Life Magazine Party

Jennifer Hudson's Mother, Brother Murdered

Jennifer Hudson's mother Darnell Donnerson and 29-year-old brother Jason Donnerson were found murdered on October 24, 2008 at 3 p.m. in their Chicago home by a cousin of the family.

Jennifer Hudson's 7-year-old nephew Julian King is missing and an Amber alert has been issued in an effort to find him. The reason for the murders is not clear but police took William Balfour into custody. William Balfour already plead guilty in 1999 to attempted murder and behicular hijacking.

Jennifer Hudson rushed to Chicago from Florida as soon as she could. There's no doubt she's devastated to discover that her brother was shot dead in the chest and her mother shot in the head.

Jennifer Hudson lost her father when she was only a teenager and now she lost the rest of her family. Our thoughts and prayers are with her through this incredibly difficult time.

UPDATE: The body of Jennifer Hudson's 7-year-old nephew was found in a 1994 white Chevy Suburban. This is really sad news and we were all hoping it wouldn't end this way.

Jennifer Aniston tell John Mayer to Shut His Trap

Jennifer Aniston made sure to tell John Mayer that he better keep his trap shut this time around. And not only his mouth, he better keep his fingers to himself... at least when it comes to blogging. 

Jennifer Aniston wants to keep their relationship private and intimate rather than constantly sharing every mover they make with TMZ. I'm not sure if John Mayer can handle that, but then, I'm sure he already got all the publicity he needed the first time around. 

Stay tuned for more news on their quintuplet pregnancy and upcoming shotgun wedding.

Will Ferrell is George Bush on SNL

Will Ferrell has made a comeback on SNL as George Bush because you know he does the best Dubya on earth. And, of course, Tina Fey returned as Sarah Palin, so it was fun all around.

As the alum returned to portray two of the most intelligent political stars in American history, save for Dan Quayle, it was hilarity all around as Tina Fey's Sarah Palin and Will Ferrell's George Bush get down and dirty. No, not that way, perv.

Shirtless Celeb of the Day - Justin Gaston

Miley Cyrus has landed the big one in Justin Gaston. Sure Justin Gaston is likely immature and has his drunken stupidity moments, but all that really matters is that Justin Gaston has a great set of abs and looks awesome in underwear. Even briefs.

Justin Gaston is smart enough to date one of the most famous girls in the world... this will help get the Justin Gaston name out there. Think of him as the new Sarah Larson.

Needless to say, Justin Gaston has already won me over with his cool hair, perfect body and guitar, which he wears slung over his shoulder every now and then. Ay, ay, ay.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck's McCain Shirt Gets Heat

So Elisabeth Hasselbeck has opted to voice her Republican beliefs by creating T-shirts that promote John McCain and she wore it on an episode of The View. Joy Behar called her on it and Elisabeth Hasselbeck fired back that Joy Behar always promotes her politically charged comedy routines on the show, so there.

Well, as you can imagine, that didn't fare well with Joy Behar and I'm certain she kicked the crap out of her backstage, but all that really matters is that Elisabeth Hasselbeck designed that T-shirt herself.

I mean, you gotta give credit where credit is due. Now let's get Barack to business.

George Clooney Dating Krista Allen Again

Well, after the fiasco that was Sarah Larson, George Clooney has opted to jump back into bed with Krista Allen for the thrid time. He used to always run back to Lisa Snowdon when he was on the rebound, but it seems that Krista Allen has suddenly taken her place.

Krista Allen and George Clooney were hot and heavy between 2002 and 2004 but she broke things off when George Clooney told her that he would never marry her or anyone else for that matter.

But Krista Allen and George Clooney seem to have a soft spot for each other. That, and, well, they're both pretty hot and must engage in some crazy sex.

Angelina Jolie Breastfeeding Pictures

Brad Pitt took intimate pictures of his woman Angelina Jolie for W magazine and she's shown on the cover breastfeeding one of the twins, and it looks like she just woke up in the morning.

The picture is beautiful and, I don't know about you but I'm definitely going to dish on this issue because I am borderline obsessed with this family. Me, and Jennifer Aniston.

Angelina Jolie looks stunning on the cover of W and I can just imagine how Brad Pitt must have felt taking all these gorgeous images of his girl and their kids.