Kim Kardashian @ Pepsi Throwback Launch Party

Sean Penn Files For Divorce

After splitting up 3 times in one year, Sean Penn has finally decided that he's had enough of Robin Wright and has officially filed for divorce.

If you remember the Oscars this year, Sean Penn didn't thank Robin Wright when he won but he did thank the "homo-loving sons of guns." Now if that didn't send a clear message that they were about to get divorced, I don't know what would.

Sean Penn seems to be the one who runs the show in that marriage and it looks like he's had enough. He probably wants to get better acquainted with Natalie Portman now that the two are doing a movie together. Hey, ya never know.

Kim Kardashian @ BMCC Tribeca Performing Arts Center in NYC

Julia Roberts Gets Drunk, Honors Tom Hanks

Julia Roberts is usually known for giving speeches in which she strokes her own ego in a subtle way. Well, all that has changed, my friend.

Julia Roberts gave a speech to honor Tom Hanks at the Film Society of Lincoln Center, and man did Julia Roberts ever make attending a gig like that worthwhile.

Julia Roberts' speech went something like this (and yes, she was hella drunk):

"Alright well, it's late and I'm paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee. So Tom, everybody fucking likes you. All my bits are gone. Listen, I had lunch today with Rita [Wilson], and her tits were here [motioned high] and her waist was here [motioned small] and her ass was like that [motioned high], so what can I tell you that's new? Tom Hanks, what the f*ck?

"I love the Coen brothers, but the hair Tom [Ladykillers], I didn't even know what the fuck that movie was about! You in the airport with the accent (Terminal)? It was a pass for me. Airport? Were you just an immigrant lost? I didn't know. I love you, and I didn't know what to do, really. God, I’m wearing the same f*cking dress tonight as your publicist! Listen, I've got to get home. But this much we know ... I will say this: Tom Hanks, I love you." 

Seriously, I have a new respect for Julia.

Kim Kardashian Out & About In NYC

Kim Kardashian Sporting A New Hair Color

Neil Patrick Harris Does Card Trick on Jimmy Fallon

Neil Patrick Harris, or Doogie as I like to call him, wowed audience members on Jimmy Fallon's late night talk show by pulling off a card trick like no other I have ever seen. I mean this is the stuff that real magic is made of. REAL MAGIC!

Neil Patrick Harris cracks me up because he manages to keep a straight face even when everyone around him is cracking up. Keep it up Neil. We'll be waiting for you when you decide to take Jimmy Fallon's place. 

Kim Kardashian Goes Blonde

I give Kim Kardashian props for trying a new look, but Kim Kardashian as a blonde will not fly. Yes, she still carries around that beautiful face, but the blonde hair does nothing for her look. 

There are some women who are just meant to have dark hair and that is the category where Kim Kardashian belongs. So Kim, please take off that nasty wig andf go back to your original color. 

Kim Kardashian Hanging Out At The Beach

Kim Kardashian @ Obsessed Premier in NYC

Kim Kardashian @ CW11 Studios in NYC

Bea Arthur is Dead at 86

Bea Arthur of Maude and Golden Girls fame, died in her sleep on April 25, 2009. Bea Arthur had cancer but the cause of death is still not known. 

Now I know that many of you have this question mark on your face as to who the hell this old chick is, but Bea Arthur was one of the funniest women on television in her day. As Dorothy Zbornak on Golden Girls, she always left me in stitches.

Our prayers go out to Bea Arthur's friends and family.

Grown Man Begs Justin Timberlake for an Autograph

I'm used to seeing screaming teenage girls begging celebrities of all shapes and sizes for autographs, but to see a grown man literally begging Justin Timberlake for an autograph is somewhat... disturbing.

Justin Timberlake sits in his car, ignoring the dude who is saying, "Justin please..." over and over again - and methinks the guy is on the brink of tears because Justin Timberlake won't roll down his window and give him an autograph. 

All in all, it's pretty funny, but I'd be lying if I didn't say that it's downright weird to hear a grown man begging another grown man to sign a piece of paper. 

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are Back Together

I guess after seeing Lindsay Lohan on Ellen, Sam Ronson decided that she still really loves Lindsay Lohan and wants to work things out because her car was outside Lindsay Lohan's house all night and Sam Ronson didn't leave until 6 a.m.

So I don't know if this was just a booty call or a "I love you and let's work this out" moment, but I'm guessing that Sam Ronson probably felt like she was being used by Lindsay for a while there. Although that's kind of laughable because Sam wouldn't have made nearly as much money as she did had she not been with Lindsay.

Oh well, I guess all's well that ends well, huh?

Lindsay Lohan on Ellen Video

Lindsay Lohan visits Ellen DeGeneres today and ends up talking about Sam Ronson. Lindsay Lohan does her best to clear up all the gossip being written about her online, but admits that she had no idea that Sam Ronson was dumping her.

Lindsay Lohan also admits that her career is in the crapper and she needs to get back in the game, and even says that perhaps her relationship with Sam Ronson was destroying her more than helping her. 

Lindsay Lohan still fesses up, however, that she is still very much in love with Sam Ronson and hopes to one day reconcile. 

Gavin Rossdale Dated a Man Named Marilyn in the '80s

Before Gavin Rossdale began dating and eventually married Gwen Stefani and had two children, he dated Marilyn, an androgynous, party animal of a man. 

Although Gavin Rossdale's people deny that they were lovers, and even Marilyn himself denied it in 1995 after Boy George outed Gavin Rossdale in his book, Marilyn is now telling the world that he and Gavin Rossdale were lovers for 5 straight years. Pardon the pun.

I don't get what the big deal is... the '80s were a very strange time and Gavin Rossdale headed back to women in 1989 because his daughter Daisy Lowe, whom he had with Pearl Lowe, was born. Perhaps Marilyn needs to get a, oh I don't know, life?

Denise Richards Funbags Video

FunnyOrDie.com is nailing the hilarity by enlisting celebrities who are falling off the fame wagon and putting them in hilarious videos. Enter Denise Richards and her funbags.

Denise Richards makes it clear that what really makes her famous is her funbags. Add to that her honkers and her hoo-ha and you've got yourself a freakin' party!

I'm not a big fan of Denise Richards personally, but this video makes me like her just a bit. Just a bit.

Kris Allen Performs She Works Hard For the Money

Oh man, is Kris Allen ever a contender! On April 21, 2009, Kris Allen performed Donna Summer's "She Works Hard For the Money" and he nailed it by doing a fantastic version of it.

Kris Allen is going to be in the finals with Adam Lambert if I have my way. Oh yeah, Adam Lambert also nailed his performance last night, but Kris Allen's version of "She Works Hard For the Money" is better than even the original. 

What do you think? Do you love it? Do you think he looks like Freddie Prinze Jr.? Do you care that he's married? 

Howard Stern Exposes Beyonce Lip Syncing

Apparently Beyonce isn't really that good a singer live and Howard Stern proved it. Back in November 2008, Beyonce performed on the Today show and she really destroyed her song. 

Poor Beyonce, I wonder which enemy released this track to Howard Stern to expose Beyonce for the singer she really is. Wow, this is really going to hurt her. I always thought she was a fantastic singer, and I still do. 

From what I understand, if you know you're not singing live, you simply don't try as hard. And Beyonce is no different. So, will Howard Stern have Beyonce on to prove she can sing? I hope so.

And forthose of you who aren't familiar with the Enrique Iglesias fiasco, go to 3:10 on the video and you'll understand what Howard Stern is talking about.

UPDATE: It was all a freakin' hoax. Wow, some people have waaaaaay too much time on their hands. And yes, I am one of them. 

Kim Kardashian @ The Nail Salon